Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
theres always that one person who says “im the realest” after a teacher says first things first and that kid needs to fuck off even though sometimes im that kid but still fuck them
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
soulmates au: everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
after bucky falls, steve never stops seeing faint traces of color everywhere, almost as if bucky was still there. it can’t be real, though. bucky is dead; steve saw him fall and couldn’t do anything to save him.
70 years later, he wakes up in a shield facility and the room is grey except for a bouquet of blood red roses on the table.
|People at school:||PEDOPHILES|
|Me:||But we like the same bands and tv shows so it's ok.|
i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
I AM IN HIGH-SCHOOL WHERE IS MY FAKE BABY FLOUR PROJECT??? WHERE IS MY LOCKER ROMANCE??? WHERE IS MY APTITUDE TEST??? ALSO WHAt was the math hw its due tomorrow